In honor of birthers everywhere

2012
Friend --

It's no surprise that professional conspiracy theorists are still on the birth-certificate warpath -- but now elected officials are getting their backs.

Yesterday, four Republicans in the New Hampshire State House allowed a hearing requested by a group of birthers who want President Obama officially removed from the state's primary ballot.

It's not clear whether all this is a smokescreen or whether these dead-enders actually believe this stuff. But they aren't letting the facts get in their way -- one group in Arizona has even demanded that the President "release the microfiche" of his birth certificate.

Sadly, I don't have any microfiches on hand, but we have the next best thing: In honor of birthers everywhere, we're re-releasing the campaign's limited-edition "Made in the USA" mugs.

Donate $20 or more today and we'll send you one -- complete with a reprint of the President's birth certificate on the side for everyone to see.

Get your limited-edition mug

Here's what one of the state representatives backing the effort had to say about yesterday's hearing: "I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but even I could take [the long-form birth certificate] apart and see that it was fraudulent."

Well, I won't argue with one part of that statement.

There's clearly nothing we can do to satisfy this crowd -- or anyone else who insists on wasting time and energy on nonsense like this.

But when it starts to make your head hurt, I've found the best remedy is to have some tea in my "Made in the USA" mug.

Works like a charm. I recommend Earl Grey:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Birth-Certificate-Mug

Thanks,

Julianna

Julianna Smoot
Deputy Campaign Manager
Obama for America

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Walled Gardens, and Gate Keepers

Emlyn O'Regan has put himself in the position of a Gate Keeper, with Syync. He has opened a door where comments posted to updates on Facebook's Wall and Google Buzz's stream can move seamlessly back and forth between Buzz and that very large Walled Garden. There are currently 67 users taking advantage of this portal, and I'm hoping that many more get involved. 

This is the future of Social Networking. Google Buzz was created to allow this type of channel between Walled Gardens. I got a glimpse of that future last night when I saw my posts and comments from Buzz displayed on my Facebook Wall ( you may need to be signed into facebook to view ). A close examination of the comments in that thread will show several comments ( those with From buzz@username ) that originated in Google Buzz.

When coders create applications like this, the major players in Social Networking have to pay attention. This is very disruptive. It would benefit users like myself to pay very close attention too this Wizard of Buzz. I get an insight to what drives Emlyn from a statement on his blog, point7;

I contend that if you care about personal autonomy, about freedom, in the 21st century, then you really should try to be part of this world. Perhaps for the first time, the potential for individuals is rivalling that of corporate entities. There is cheap and free server time on offer, high level environments into which you can project your codebase. The protocols are open, the documentation (sometimes just code itself) is free and freely available. Even the very best programming tools are free. If you can acquire the skills and the motivation, you can walk the Codescape with nothing more than an internet connection, a $100 chinese netbook, and your own wits. There is no barrier to entry, other than your ability to twist your mind into the shape that the proper incantations demand. ( emphasis mine )

That last sentence is profound.  

Gray Skies and Black Birds in the Winter

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Almost thirty years ago, I was in Kentucky keeping the hills safe for tea-baggers. We spent a lot of time out in those cold wet hills, good training they called it.

One gray evening we flew low ( about 500 feet ) over that leafless forest and I saw what must have been a million blackbirds flying in formation below us. They were so thick that you couldn't hardly see between them. It was like a huge, writhing snake about 100 feet wide and several miles long.

But the strangest thing was, from where I was watching ( sitting in a door ) I could see that they were actually flying in a big circle! Like a black snake in the sky that had it's tail in it's mouth. Weird...millions of birds weird.

They flew as if those millions were actually one very large creature with a mind of it's own. Weird and spooky. It crossed my mind in that minute or two that they were all out looking for food before the sun went down. They were hungry, and tired, like us.

I was on a huey, one of about 20 with maybe 6 or 8 of us in each. And we were hungry, and tired, and ready to pack it in. Weird really because about an hour later, we were all dug in around this bald mountain, in the twilight. No fires or shelters. Cold C-rations from a can and a sack to sleep in. And then the birds arrived...by the millions! Weird as hell I tell ya...

They squacked for a while, and I don't know for how long because I drifted off, sitting up against a big, leafless tree that was dripping wet, the ground was wet, my sack was wet and cold and it really sucked so bad that I just drifted off...

And woke to a grey sky, and silence...weird silence. We six ( b-team, 1st squad, recon ) woke up in the middle of a dead zone. Dead blackbirds lay all around us. They covered the ground around and under that old tree so thick that you couldn't hardly walk without kicking one of them. Cold, lifeless feathers. Black birds under a grey wet winter sky in Kentucky.

We got the hell out of there as fast as our wet boots would carry us. That was just to damn weird. And I kid you not, I still think they starved to death. There just wasn't anything alive out there that winter to eat.  

The Exaggerated Death of RSS and Look at Me

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The recent attention given to the imminent demise of RSS got me to thinking, is this how stuff is promoted on the internet? I've seen this before, when a well known internet personality declares a service dead or dying a lot of people rush to that service, product or application. Seth Godin wrote in a short and sweet article;

RSS is quiet and fast and professional and largely hype-free. Perhaps that's why it's not the flavor of the day.
 
Seth also throws in a few links to his blog and his preferred RSS Reader. He's capitalizing on a manufactured controversy, while providing some much needed insight;
  1. RSS increases your productivity
  2. It delivers itself
  3. Subscribing is easy
I think that the recent attention given to RSS is actually raising the awareness of this marvelous service, and that awareness is like the water that raises all boats. And if it floats my boat, I'm all for it.

I don't post very often at Wallace's Posterous, but I do have a few followers. Maybe I could get more if I declared my demise immanent. Nah, I think I'll just stick to clipping interesting posts for a while. 

I should mention that Google Reader also allows me to push out some of the more Absurd stuff I find.

Fermilab Is Building A 'Holometer' To Determine Once And For All Whether Reality Is Just An Illusion

A Conceptual Drawing of the 'Holometer'via Symmetry

Researchers at Fermilab are building a “holometer” so they can disprove everything you thought you knew about the universe. More specifically, they are trying to either prove or disprove the somewhat mind-bending notion that the third dimension doesn’t exist at all, and that the 3-D universe we think we live in is nothing more than a hologram. To do so, they are building the most precise clock ever created.

The universe-as-hologram theory is predicated on the idea that spacetime is not perfectly smooth, but becomes discrete and pixelated as you zoom in further and further, like a low-res digital image. This idea isn’t novel; recent experiments in black-hole physics have offered evidence that this may be the case, and prominent physicists have proposed similar ideas. Under this theory, the universe actually exists in two dimensions and the third is an illusion produced by the intertwining of time and depth. But the false third dimension can’t be perceived as such, because nothing travels faster than light, so instruments can’t find its limits.

This is theoretical physics at its finest, drowning in complex mathematics but short on hard data. So Fermilab particle astrophysicist Craig Hogan and his team are building a “holometer” to magnify spacetime and see if it is indeed as noisy as the math suggests it might be at higher resolution. In Fermilab’s largest laser lab, Hogan and company are putting together what they call a “holographic interferometer,” which – like a classic interferometer – will split laser beams and measure the difference in frequencies between the two identical beams.

But unlike conventional interferometers, the holometer will measure for noise or interference in spacetime itself. It’s actually composed of two interferometers – built one atop the other – that produce data on the amount of interference or “holographic noise.” Since they are measuring the same volume of spacetime, they should show the same amount of correlated jitter in the fabric of the universe. It will produce the first direct experimental insight into the fundamental nature of space and time, and there’s no telling what researchers delving into that data might find out about the holographic nature of the universe.

So enjoy the third dimension while you still can. Construction on the first instrument is already underway, and Hogan thinks they will begin collecting data on the very nature of spacetime itself by next year.

Build Your Own Spacetime-Measuring 'Holometer' at Home: Just kidding. Don't.  Sam Waldman, MIT/Craig Hogan, Fermilab PAC

[Symmetry, Fermilab]

Excerpted from Fermilab is Building a 'Holometer' to Determine Once and For All Whether Reality Is Just an Illusion | Popular Science
http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2010-10/fermilab-building-holometer-determine-if-universe-just-hologram

What I find to be the most interesting in this article, is the way the author uses the word 'dimension';

"...Under this theory, the universe actually exists in two dimensions and the third is an illusion produced by the intertwining of time and depth..."

This may all seem to be an exercise in mental acrobatics, but stay with me for a few minutes ( and please read the article ). Nearly everybody uses 'dimension' in reference to space ( volume ) and the three classic measurements ( height, width, depth ). I would rather use the term 'dimension' to quantify the fundamental qualities ( duration, mass, length ). The former tends to lead people to the Science Fiction and the'Twilight Zone', the latter to Hard Science and discovery.

The Wedding Bells Toll For Thee

A young man walking the streets of Atlanta, GA yesterday may have heard the sound of wedding bells. Those bells rang at my niece's wedding, and they announced the sad news to young men everywhere that the most wonderful, and beautiful young lady in America has passed you over. 

My only regret is that I couldn't be there myself. Look at this pic her sister took, is this a story-book wedding or what?  

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When All Else Fails, Ask a Neighbor

Last weekend, my wife and I were all set for a Holiday Weekend. A bit of shopping early in the day, lunch at a nice restaurant, a visit with old friends and then off to a park for Independence Day Celebrations ( ending with fire-works). We made one stop at a friend's house before we left town, and then we were on the road ... till I heard a thump ... thump ... thump coming from one of the front tires.

She pulled over, and I jumped out to find a hunk of metal sticking out of the tread on the right front tire;

I could hear the hissing of air escaping, and new I had only a few minutes to get us to the local garage ( otherwise I'd have to fix the flat myself ). Fail, the garage was closed for the Holiday Weekend ... so we rushed back to our home ( about two blocks away ) just in time ... the tire was nearly flat;

What to do now? Everyone who could fix or replace a tire was closed ( except for Walmart about thirty miles away, a we only had one of those little donut spares ... not ). Fortunately, our neighbors hadn't left for the camping area where they were to spend the weekend.

Al was cool, and said he had the tool to plug the tire, but no plugs and his air compressor needed a belt ... fail ...

But wait, his step-daughter's brother's neighbor had plugs, and probably a portable air tank too! A few phone calls later, and he was off on a quest for a plug. This is what a plug looks like ( that's Al in the pic );

It didn't take Al long to shove the plug into the puncture, and then air the tire up. One thing is for sure, the sound of air hissing, while it's going into a tire is much better to hear than when you know it's coming out!

So, that's how the day started. It got a lot better later, and my wife and I had a great time with friends. Alls well that ends well.

Thanks Al!